It’s not Misogyny, It’s Just Biology

Ladies, I know in each of our minds we are the most beautiful woman in the world. Any normal woman puts herself on a pedestal of self respect, and wants a man who will be nothing less than a prince to her. Women are convinced that there are these super perfect, suave, kind, sweet and mature men out there waiting to be found. As I grew up and out of my extremely romantic and idealistic mindset, I realized these kind of men are out there…with other men. Yes ladies our idea of a perfect man describes a faggot ( i love gays, but i love this word, is there a problem?) No real man really likes to drink wine, take walks on the beach, go shopping or watch overly emotional movies…and if you’re nodding your head and thinking well, my guy does this, then thank him. He is consciously sacrificing a tiny bit of his manliness to do these things for you, just to make you happy. ( he is special) And if these things actually do make him happy then, observe if he comes from a very traditional or religious household possibly headed by a veteran who served in ‘Nam. The point is…men will be manly, and even though you enjoy that about him, true manliness comes with some baggage.

Men, are not all created equal, and they all fall somewhere in between extra manly and super gay. It all depends on what you like…Me? I prefer a nice balance, just like everything else in my life. Super gay guys, you will never have to worry about their wandering eye…and the uber manly well they’ll fuck anything that moves. A nice balance is always best, but even well-balanced, grounded, morally sound and honest men will have a tendency to check out other girls. Just be thankful that’s ALL he’ s doing.

It’s time women accept it, men are biologically programmed to pollinate as many flowers as possible. But the domestication of neanderthals to homo sapien spaiens (not a mistake, google it) has brought about the concept of marriage. Marriage has done a lot for mankind. If it wasn’t for marriage it may be argued that Thomas Edison may have been too busy trying to get laid rather than inventing the light bulb. Or maybe slavery would still be around, because instead of worrying about the state of the nation, Abe Lincoln would have been focused on the state of his cock. (I said cock, sue me)It comes down to the fact that, men need a woman….one woman, but they like to look at all women.

Women don’t share this quality…I recently read in a Cosmo (not the best source, I know) that men are more task oriented, while a woman , if she has a significant other, will have her relationship at the top of her list of priorities. So while men think it’s totally normal to check out other women ALL the time, women find it repulsive, agitating and pig-like. I’m not giving men the green light to be dogs about it, but i do recognize that they hardly have any control over it. Women, if in a relationship that they care for, will hardly check out other men ever, not even by accident.

So lady’s I think its time to flip the tables. It’s time to stop feeling inadequate and sorry for yourselves. Stop getting spray tanned twice a week to fix your self esteem. Stop putting on pounds and pounds of makeup and hairspray. I mean, don’t completely stop, just stop going overboard because you think you’re not enough for your guy. Instead, make him feel how you do. If your man thinks its okay for him to check out every girl that walks by, even when your with him, well then why shouldn’t you check out every tall handsome buff guy too? Trust me it will make you feel better, and instead of hours of self loathing just watch a chick flick with someone sexy in it like George Clooney or Leo DiCapprio. Or better yet, watch sports games! ( I would suggest soccer) And when you catch a cute guy from the corner of your eye walking down the street, give him the up and down (preferably with shades on) And go ahead and think he’s cute, and don’t feel guilty…not one little bit.

And this doesn’t just apply to the casual oogling that you detest when its the wrong tide or moon phase. This can apply to EVERYTHING that your man claims its okay for him to do. Things that if you did, you wouldn’t even enjoy, that you would feel guilty for. But hey, men rule the world and it would be wrong to feel badly about doing things that are alright in the man’s rulebook. If he thinks its ok to casually talk to other girls, that you don’t know, when you’re not around, then hey do the same thing back (but with a guy, or else there’s no point really). If he thinks its ok to go to wild mating ritual type parties without you, then you should attend a few yourself, and get drunk and be HAPPY about it. Whatever he does, assume the same activities and don’t feel even an ounce of guilt for it, because hey rules are rules. But if your man is serious about you, and you him, then it should never reach this point. If done right though, under limitation, this turning of the tables can be very comedious in retrospect, because as women start to act like men, men start to act A LOT like women. Make them feel how you do, that’s the whole point.

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